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Garden Greens Double Deja Vu

Now N Laterz X Jet Fuel Gelato

Haven’t we been here before? I could’ve sworn I already wrote this description. It seems so familiar—like it just happened yesterday. I have this very clear memory of telling you it tastes like a cross between Now N’ Laterz and Jet Fuel Gelato. I remember saying it was like Purple Urkel mashed up with Apples and Bananas. I can still smell that funky, overripe banana peel mixed with OG candy gas. But maybe I didn’t… maybe I’m just deep into this joint of Double Deja Vu. The high is stimulating yet heavy, locking the body while the mind drifts in all directions. It’s so familiar, I can’t really tell if this is yesterday or today. It’s today, right? Whew. That gave me déjà vu.

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Garden Greens Rainbow Guava

Rainbow Beltz X Strawberry Guava

Rainbow Guava (Rainbow Beltz x Strawberry Guava) is like a tropical vacation — no passport required. With flavors that dance between sour citrus and juicy guava, this ain’t your g’ma’s fruit salad. A whiff will bring you beachside. Take a hit, and you’ll be feeling as sociable as a parrot at a pirate party. But don’t get too comfortable; this uplifting tide gently recedes into a serene, sedative undertow, perfect for drifting into dreamland. Ideal for unwinding after a day of dodging life’s ebbs. So, grab your hammock, and let Rainbow Guava be your ticket to an island escape—minus the awkward tan lines.

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Pete’s Farmstand Ice Wookie | 1pk

(Ice Cream Cake x GSC) X (The White x Chem91)

Everyone in the scene has a favorite wook. Ice Wookie is what happens when those kids level up and start to drip. Covered in trichromes, Ice Wookie is dripping in a different kind of diamonds.oy.

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Garden Greens Blueberry Cruffin | 5pk

Dj short Blueberry X Thin Mint GSC

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin. Our Cruffin is none of that, and it’s also not that Blue Sherbet x Zkittles cross that’s billed as “Blueberry Cruffin” on the interwebs. Ours is a different beast, a cross of Thin Mintz x DJ Short Blueberry. Ours will punch you in the face and steal your keys. Don’t have important things to do when you Cruffin. Don’t try to hold a deep conversation while Cruffining. Forget what you were saying? You’ve been Cruffin’d. It’s so good we printed stickers early. Don’t sleep, fam.

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Pete’s Farmstand Deez Runtz | 1pk

Zkittlez x Gelato

Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly have another Runtz up our sleeves, we present to you: Deez Runtz. Yeah, we went there. But before you roll your eyes and say, “Not another Runtz,” hear us out. As soon as you open the bag you’ll be howling “Got “Em” because this isn’t just any Runtz; it’s the one that stands out in the crowd. With a flavor profile that’s as complex as trying to explain a meme to your grandma, Deez Runtz offers a sweet, fruity burst with a hint of something you can’t quite put your finger on. It’s like that inside joke you have with your best friend—familiar, comforting, and always brings a smile to your face. The high? Let’s just say it’s the kind that sneaks up on you, like that unexpected punchline that leaves you laughing long after the joke’s over.

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Pete’s Farmstand Triple OG | 1pk

Triangle Kush X Constantine X Master Yoda

We really wanted to release a whole string of OG strains (see our previous history with Runtz) but instead we found this one cut from Exotic Genetix that lets us cross off 3 strains at once! Triple OG is a 3-way cross of Triangle Kush X Constantine X Master Yoda and she is a stunner. Beauty and the Beast on this one, Triple OG is our highest tester yet!

Triple OG is chunky and dense with classic OG structure and a sweet and sour citrus flavor followed by a heavy diesel aftertaste. The high is happy up front and then a heavy body high sets in right before you start talking backwards like Yoda. Snacks you will need. Otherwise crippling hunger will overcome you like the dark side.

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Verano RSO Sour Black Cherry | 10pk/100mg

From sugary sativas to sour CBD ratios, these soft sweets are sure to steal the show. With a flavor and vibe for any occasion, these fruity chews are an easy add to any routine. New enhanced flavor profiles paired with RSO. Enjoy full plant benefits in a sweet and juicy gummy.

Made with Pectin. Gluten Free. Dairy Free.

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